Watching this video may go straight to your thighs.

We don't know why Furious Pete is so furious, but hopefully all that rage will help him burn off this meal. Phelps' daily calorie intake is the equivalent of SIX DAYS for the average male. Also, Michael Phelps eats this much food over the course of his entire day. He doesn't eat it all at once and then jump in the pool, or even The Golden Speedo would get a cramp. Pete, hopefully, is not getting in the water any time soon because he eats this in a single sitting (hopefully the magic of editing gave him a few minutes to, you know, breathe). Michael Phelps swims a few miles in the pool every day (and as we know from 1980s stand-up routines, swimming is the best exercise) in order to expend all these calories, and we can only presume the pot he smokes is to help him forget that he's already had two pizzas so he can choke down a tub of lasagna. Pete, on the other hand, seems like a guy. A fairly in-shape guy (before he shot this video) and a competitive eating guy, but just a guy nonetheless. Frankly, the bigger question is what an insane competitive eater does to work off these calories. Does he competitively eat celery afterwards?