Fox Sports. Not about to trust that socialist NBC Sports geography.

What, really, is there to say? It's the Fox family. They don't know where Iraq is (hint: Baghdad is in the middle of it), they don't know where Iran is (hint: next door to the country with Baghdad in it), but they know they would like us to go to war there. If you're an Egyptian, this should make you very nervous, since they also think Egypt is in Iraq. Heck, if you're somewhere within a drunken Murdoch dart-throw of Baghdad on a world map, odds are Fox thinks you're an Iraniqi. On the plus side, your country can take credit for all its neighbors' gold medals.