The fastest man on Earth meets the fastest elevator eyes on Earth.

The only thing we can really say here is "bwooop!" We can't pretend she's not checking him out. We can't even pretend she's looking at his face. We even tried really hard to find a way to justify saying she was looking at his butt. But the video record is just too clear: she's looking at the most famous member of the Jamaican track team. This little guy: