More like "Golden, Silver and a 4th Place Girl."
Olympic athletes may have the upper hand when it comes to atheltic prowess, but thanks to the magic of DVR and/or on the fly broadcasting, we will always remain superior to them when it comes to sitting in front of a computer screen and laughing at awkward moments in broadcasting. Here are sixteen images from London that have helped us win a gold medal in doing just that.
The hardest part of an Olympic judge's job, by far.
The diver scored a 17% on Regime and an 83% on Esteem and a 0% on Picking a Good Name for the USA Basketball Team.
Shout out to all my homies, xoxo Sparkles.
No one gives a fuchs about Germany.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! Yay!!!
Czech Republic trails behind the other heptathletes in the masturbation event.
Finishing last is really going to impact her overall score.
Overcoming being an inanimate object has been a struggle,
but with support from his parents, a dinghy and a paddle, he's become quite an athlete.
Penis Penis.
Someone took those Sure deodorant commercials to heart.
Maybe pay more attention to the Schick commercial too.
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Monty | 08/11/2012 flag
I just have to add that the commenters on this site are pretty much universally awesome! Every time Jockular comes up with some lame-ass sexism or other bigotry (which is all too frequently), a bunch of people take the trouble to call them out on it. There's so much of this crap out in the world and online--it's really heartening to find other people who give a damn about it. Thanks! ;)
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chris | 08/10/2012 flag
Was gonna say about the Nerdfighter thing, but everyone else has already! Its not a 'scary gang sign', to quote Jenni herself, which is why this is funny. Shame about the misogynist crap though, there's plenty of that IRL, the web doesn't need it.
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Monty | 08/10/2012 flag
OMG, yes--it's absurd and gross that women have body hair!
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Nikki | 08/10/2012 flag
Jennifer Pinches is doing the Nerdfighter salute. I'm sad for you that you don't know that, but DFTBA anyway, my friend.
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Tim | 08/10/2012 flag
Jennifer Pinches Nerd Fighter salute was one of the high-lights of the Olympics for me! (goes back to reading "Fahrenheit 451")
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Amy | 08/07/2012 flag
The "Shout out to all my homies, xoxo Sparkles." is Jennifer Pinches flashing the Nerdfighter sign. Obviously, Jockular is not run by Nerdfighters! That's okay, Jockular. DFTBA, anyway.
