Her credit card is automatically declined at all Christian fast-food locations.
When she was a child, Maria Homolova asked her parents if she could move to the United States to study gymnastics and go to a real American middle school, and her parents said "No. No way, they would destroy you over there." "Why?" asked the innocent child. "Because American children will think your name is funny for dumb reasons, and they won't let you eat chicken sandwiches." "Do I want the chicken sandwiches?" asked the confused child. "Yes, the sandwiches are actually pretty good, which will make the entire debate all the more tragically stupid. Anway, let's go get some Sovlaki McDonald's." "Yay!" said the child. "Freedom burgers!"