France has always been dignified but never quite this ballsy.

If there's one thing the U.S. will always do better than the Chinese (besides have baby girls) it's creating stupid animated Internet things, most of which are out of context, in order to make fun of people. Here are the best, most embarrassing and heartwarming examples of just that. 
 

Independent athletes. Eesh. No wonder they're not allowed to be citizens of ANY country.
 

In case you were wondering if he was German: He is.
 

The guy who wishes GIF technology didn't exist and probably diving now too.
 

You should see how many poles he broke before he lost all the weight.
 

Daddy likey those scores.
 

He first learned to race walk in the halls of school as a fat kid heading to lunch.
 

This is exactly why they should bring back touch down dances in football: They're awesome. 
Also, when's football coming back?
 

From the match between Poland and ChrisBrownia.
 

Fencing doesn't look like it wants to get served any Chick-Fil-A anytime soon.