He who controls the Spice, controls the universe.
It's normally irritating when someone has many talents, but if Spice Adams suddenly conducted the New York Philharmonic tomorrow, we would all become classical music fans. We're not saying the 310lb lineman has basketball skills, because that's not the point of the video. Spice Adams has funny video skills, which as we all know from living on the Internet are much rarer. In fact, we're going to go ahead and recommend that all former NFL players make videos (we would ask that all except Spice Adams keep them private, since they will mostly suck) since this is a great way to keep those concussed cerebrums active and healthy. This is Spice's second hit, after "Stuff NFL Free Agents Say". 'Stuff' they say? He's clean, too? Man, this kid is gonna make it. Keep it up, Spice Adams. You have a much better name for comedy than football.
We all know NFL free agents. They do say those things.