There will never be a sitcom with a granny as cool as this.

We really wish you didn't risk life and limb to Tebow in front of your couch, but...we do have to admit you have a lot of swag. So please, tell us when your birthday is and we'll be happy to to send you Instagrams of us watching Jeopardy. May you have many more Tebow birthdays to celebrate, grandma, and may you have forgotten all about him (but just because you lost interest).