Disgusting and offensive. Historically accurate, but disgusting and offensive.
Sports fans get a bad rap sometimes. We could never figure it out, until we realized idiots like these are driving around. These folks are the worst of the worst. We're not talking having a "P18MNNG" plate in a state that hates Peyton Manning and terrible use of number-sounds. We're talking just making every sports appreciator from every team, sport and area of the country look dumber because we have a similar interest. So we're taking back the taillight, and exposing the worst offenders.
Remind us to visit Toronto! Health care, sky needle, mom bjs. What more could you want?
Thomas Jefferson gave us free speech and founded UVA. He should have seen this coming.
"What Would Tim Tebow Do?" Tell you to get a new vanity plate. Vanity is a sin!
You wouldn't think it would be that big of a problem, since Arizona has such dry heat.
It's like the Rebel Yell, except a bit more Christian and way more embarrassing.
Boobies! Hold up. Brooklyn plate with Yankee trim? This man DOES deserve boobies!
"Because they didn't accept my application."
This car is registered to Richard P. Sadness (the 'P' is for 'Permanent').
It's ok, buddy. LeBron is in a field somewhere, where he has space to run.
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blatanville | 08/19/2012 flag
I call "win" on the UVA "Vaginas" plate.
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Willie | 08/17/2012 flag
Driving in Scottsdale, Arizona I happened to see a Lincoln with the plate "MBALMR". I thought, "How nice. The guy has a Masters of Business Administration and wants everyone to know it".
Then he turned into a funeral home. It suddenly became clear that he was actually on the funeral home staff as an m - balm -er. Yuck! -
Dr. Dan | 08/16/2012 flag
I'm very honored to have made your list! Being a longtime Cleveland Browns fan has been difficult, and I've received a lot of shit for my license plate. I'm pleased that I've finally received the recognition I deserve. Now all those haters through the years can kiss my sweet ass because THIS YEAR the Cleveland Browns are going to win a game.
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Jarube | 08/16/2012 flag
Cheers, Jock! Keep the funny comin'. And great pic, Eric. As a guy who hates the NBA, I'm actually glad LeBron won a ring. Now I don't have to spend energy next year hoping he doesn't get one.
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Jockular | 08/16/2012 flag
And thanks for the picture! We always love picture recommendations! It has been added to the archive and will surely appear in any update posts, or some other post later.
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Jockular | 08/16/2012 flag
Thank you, Eric, Jarube, and CR for correcting my errors! I stared at that B for a long time. I'm embarrassed, because I have several Brooklyn Dodgers t-shirts.
I'm not embarrassed I didn't know Tebow's number. I'm just not. But thank you, Jarube, because it helped me write a more accurate joke, and that's what it's all about.
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Eric | 08/16/2012 flag
Here's one from last fall, insulting Lebron James. The jab is longer applicable (to the car owner's chagrin, I'm sure). http://yfrog.com/o0tx9rwj
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CR | 08/16/2012 flag
For the record, #7 is a Brooklyn Dodgers plate.
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Jarube | 08/16/2012 flag
Funny stuff, as always.
1. #15 is Tebow's uniform number. I'd be shocked if 14 others had that license plate, even in the most Tebowing of states, let alone VA.
2. Also... the "BoSox" logo is actually ye ol' Brooklyn Dodgers' B. It's ok... you can come out now, Boobies. -
Eric | 08/16/2012 flag
That "Bosox" plate is a NY Brooklyn Dodgers plate.
