Balls out. Or more accurately, balls front.

Most NFL players never get a 'real' college experience (like having to actually read your report card or remember what class you're in), which perhaps explains why they're so into hazing despite being adults. But, thanks to coaches who apparently agree this builds team morale ("hey guys, remember when we joined the team and we all had razor burn on our heads and then our helmets gave us horrible scalpne?"), football players can finally have the fraternity experience they missed out on. Here are some of the most delightfully immature and humiliating haircuts and pranks pulled on NFL rookies in recent memory:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Exhibit A.
 

And when it hatches, it will go from a humble Wrangler to a majestic Grand Cherokee.
 

And then we're going to eat you alive! Just kidding, our fans will do that.
 

I can always go back to being a Three Stooges impersonator. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
 

I assume that grade reflects the person, because the hair is a B- at best.
 

Whoah, whoah whoah. That's not hazing! That's the most delightful thing ever!
 

My wandering samurai path has led me to the NFL. At last, I am not a ronin.
 

Hey, can you cut my hair so there's still a dick on my head but I don't have to comb it?
 

Ah, thanks Tony! That's much more low-maintenance.