Not to add insult, but this basically imples that the woman looks and smells like garbage.  

It's easy to think of excuses for avoiding your morning run— "It's too cold," "It's too hot," "I just ate," "I don't know where my running shoes are because I haven't used them in years" — but in case you find your your supply of flimsy justifications rapidly depleting, here are eleven solid reasons for never, ever jogging again.
 

So it turns out that what happened to the Mayans is that they relocated to Lincoln, NE.
 

When there was only one set of footprints...
...that was when Jesus was getting the hell out of the way of that plane.
 

Abducting joggers: So easy the Geico caveman could and apparently did try to do it.
 

The "freak" part of the accident is that he was apparently jogging on power lines.
 

File under "W" for: When exposing yourself on Chatroulette becomes too boring.
 

Just like in Law & Order!
 

While sad, this is probably the best thing to ever happen to the treadmill industry.
 

If it helps, try and think of it as a compliment on how the running is improving your body.
 

Look for the "400m Outrun-A -Falling-Tree" in the Rio Olympics.