If you have stage fright, you're supposed to imagine the audience naked. If you're Kobe Bryant and you're nervous about whether you can take Dwight Howard and the Lakers to the playoffs at your age, you should imagine the other team is made up of Chinese amateurs who invited you to play for a charity game. We don't know if the best part of this video is how coldly Kobe annihilates the opposition, taking their balls away and denying virtually anyone else the chance to play, or watching his opponents get more and more dispirited and frustrated. In any case, this video will certainly help you feel like you're capable of taking on the legion of short incompetent amateurs who plague your life.