You should probably hire a lawyer if someone sees you reading "tushie cover" at work.

Etsy is a wonderful place to get homemade craft goods. It's also a great place to find nightmares about weird, lumpy, wrinkly babies, who are for some reason in sports gear. No one puts babies in sports gear because babies love sports. The parents love sports and they want to trick the babies into thinking they share the same interests. Nothing wrong with that. What is wrong is taking weird-ass pictures of their gremlin faces and pickle bodies and thinking it will sell products. They make dolls for a reason: they are actually less creepy than the real thing, and you know how horrifying dolls are. Blugh! Consider this your contraception for the day.

Is the baby trash can a popular photo prop?
 

You may not want to encourage your kid to play sports. Because he's a snail.
 

Who is holding up the basketball? Or the baby?
 

Let's play catch, son.
 

This kid is going to grow up to scream endless profanities at referees.
 

This is the best photo of baby Popeye ever.
 

Cold. Wrinkly. Underfed. Yeah, I want to buy whatever that raisin is selling.
 

'Sup ladies. Show me what yo mama gave you that I also get from my mama 3 times a day.
 

Pardon me, ma'am. I'm afraid all my gloves are full of balls at the moment.