College football season is almost underway and Michigan seems to be facing a lot of uncertainty. Hopefully they can figure out which player has the biggest dick soon so they can move on to other important football questions like "Who gets the most women?" and "Who can get arrested the most?" You can play at home too, with fun games like "How long can I sit on the couch without my wife yelling at me?" and "Where's the remote?" Thank God football is back!