The clothes make the man who has made nothing of himself.

When you go to the gym, you're making a decision to care about yourself enough to make your body acceptable to human eyes. When you wear matching sweatclothes, you're making the decision to have already failed at your goal. It's a scientific fact that wearing matching sweats ensures that the only entity that will want to get at your junk will be the matching-colored lint balls that migrate along your body hair.