Stealing a baseball from a kid is only slightly worse than being a Yankees fan.

Yankees fans don't have the best reputation, but then again they don't really deserve a good one. They are, for the most part, loud, violent, a**holes who think rooting for baseball's winningest and most popular team makes them unique. In short: We hate you, Yankees fans, but thanks for always finding a way to validate that hatred. 
 

Maybe now he'll have a little respect for the strippers he throws money at.

Jesus, even this guy's mother hates him.
 

Bad business in the front and the worst party you've been to in your life in the back.
 

Bill O'Reilly and Donald Trump put in as little effort to the wave as they do checking facts.
 

He's still shocked she wouldn't sleep with him.
 

The worst part is that he probably has a girlfriend, a horrible girlfriend, but a girlfriend.
 

Someone just got the story they're going to tell for the next miserable 20 years of his life.
 

Never hit a woman. Let her hurt herself. It will happen sooner or later.
 

Missed connection: Saw you on tv giving the finger. I love jerks like you. Xoxo, Yankees fan.