You should see when he counts out a million YouTube views on his computer.

If you've got a million dollars in cash, it's a good idea to count it, but you shouldn't do it on camera because that's obnoxious. If you've got a private jet, that's really nice but don't film yourself on it because that's obnoxious. If you decide to count out your million dollars in cash on a private plane, that's obnoxious. If you decide to film it, we'll drag Don King out of promoting fights in retirement homes to montage-train a fleet of new boxers to punch you humble. What's even more amazing is...THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME HE'S COUNTED A MILLION DOLLARS ON CAMERA:

Still couldn't afford a nice camera though, huh?