There's no 'i' in team or 'ESPN' but there is one in 'penis'.
In addition to being a time to both grow as a person and a scholar, college offers young men and women the opportunity to make signs with dick jokes on that them that, if they're lucky, will be broadcast on a national television channel their parents aren't watching. Here are the 9 best from the immauture sign factory that is the ESPN College Gameday live audience.
Nothing says, "I'm ready to graduate and get a job" like drawing balls on the head of a tiger.
College kids are great at coming up with good burns, bad at getting up to go to class.
Brutal burn, jorts will keep girls from having sex with you. Oh wait, nevermind.
Football players think they can get away with anything.
If that's the case, then first down is the only thing that will be going down.
The good thing about a murkin is that you can also wear it as a toupee.
It appears the Spartans play as good as this guy's English.
Shout out to Planet Tan and skin cancer.