Obama's humblebragging aside, we're not sure how 'fair and balanced' it was to run both Michael Jordan and Carmelo Anthony under the free-flowing liberal critique spiggot that is Fox News. Yes, it's true Michael Jordan is probably even worse at baseball than you are, and yes, it's true Carmelo Anthony has had a run-in or five with the police, but this just seems unnecessarily spiteful, even if it is hilarious. So maybe just focus on the overblown terror threats for now, OK Fox News? We're pretty stocked up on hateful, s**tty comments here on the Internet.