Last one to the egg is a discarded potential person!

Bicycles. Are there any greater feats of human engineering? Yes, but bicycles are still pretty cool, and their basic design has remained the same since their invention in the 19th century - except for the ones owned by these morons, who think billions and billions of people somehow can't be right. Check out this parade of hubris from people thinking they've re-invented the wheels:
 

"How long did it take you to come up with that, Bob? Oh, zero seconds?"
 

A buscycle combines the embarrassment of the bus and the bicycle.
 

Between the shirt, bike, and gingerness, this guy sure wants to get heckled on the street.
 

When you need to cut down a bunch of small, horizontal trees, but don't have much time.
 

"I'm not a hipster, I just ride a dream pony bike in my flannel, khakis and lacoste shoes!"
 

Like biking but hate all the energy-saving it was designed for? Try this thing!
 

The number of spare tires you have makes us think that bike doesn't work very well.
 

"What makes this bike great is you're almost too high to hear people laughing."
 

Allegedly, this is a bike lock. We'll believe it when we see someone not riding it.