This idea seems cool, but by the time it gets to you it's already stale.
If this camper's a-rocking, it's due to extremely shoddy construction.
This guy won a gold medal in putting up with shit in life.
It's like watching TV, except way bigger and very slightly more exhausting.
Good thing he's got a clown tie, or else we might accidentally think this was cool.
His site asks, "what would Dr. Seuss ride?" Oh, the places you'll crash into.
The car-cylce. Looks like a car, survives accidents like a bicycle.
"So basically, one driver looks backward and the other just waves wherever."
And that smile continued until someone reminded him that rain exists.
Alright. These are just getting crappy.