"I live in a post-racial era in my mind where I rhyme Chinese with sinks & people love me."
Our first question here should really be "why is Ryan Lochte's sister randomly dropping Asian slurs on some chintzy (different word) talk show?", but in fact our first question was "why is Ryan Lochthe's sister talking on television at all instead of flirting on her brother's lap?" Like most people who go on racist TV rants, Megan Lochte wants you to know there was a very good reason: she wanted to educate people on what racists look like. Mission accomplished Megan: we now know they are freckly and wear hats that would be equally at home on Vaudeville or Kid Rock's head.
Really great execution on pretending to be racist. Just terrific.
Andy Kaufman, you have met your match. It was that wrestler in the 70s, not Megan Lochte.