It's ok, guys! Stop running in fear from the evil baseball! Ball girl is here!
Major League Baseball, where the pay is high, the work is slow, and the low injury rate lets you play for 30 years. Also, this girl can do it just as well. The men are literally running out of the way. Maybe we should just have a bunch of girls play professional sports. We'd watch a movie about pretty ladies playing baseball in a league of some sort that belonged just to them, if such a thing existed.
Ball girl, retrieve ball! Ball accomplished.