One of the few places left on earth with real wild dildos.

Ah, the outdoors. Unspoiled nature, wild animals, and absolutely no one around to say "hey, that sign makes it sound like everyone around here is giving out free fellatio." It's that kind of unspoiled innocence that has led to the idiotic signs you see here. Save yourself some gas and let us take you on a vacation through the dumbest spots Nature has to offer:

Just like every endless buffet, it's always a lie eventually.
 

Alright, alright, fine. I'll go boil egg at a different hot springs.
 

You never know when you might suddenly be filled with Jesus' presence.
 

Do not feed the Mammoths. Just let them lick.
 

We have a pterodactyl. It's in a slightly different family.
 

Beaver Dick Park is great for you and your girlfriend.
 

That tree never suspected there'd be a car there.
 

Glory Holes are naturally forming places where blowouts occur.
 

Thanks, Uncle Steve. Your rapping really got through to us skate punks.