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When you look at someone's Fantasy team, you are looking into their soul. Their underinformed, unprepared, unlucky and unlikely-to-win soul. Does your friend talk about football all the time? Then he probably thought way too hard about it and picked obscure nobodies who are sure to "break out" this year. Is your friend the guy who sarcastically badmouths football while changing his bench every week? Look at his roster and his conflicted shame will become clear. Is your friend a moron? He will probably win. But if you're a more or less normal person (more or less) your roster may look something like this.