Welcome to the winner-take-all world of casual fitness.

Everyone is talking about an obesity epidemic, but no one talks about how many people are working out these days. It's just dangerous. How many people can really be trusted with physical strength? Construction workers, whose only artistic outlet is creating complex whistles and catcalls (some scholars think it's a form of poetry like the limerick), are but poor helpless kittens compared to the ferocity of the yoga-panted gangs going around and inflicting pain on them. Sure, don't believe us now. The last thing you will ever see is a pack of in-shape women jogging relentlessly after your flesh.