I think I finally "get" American Apparel now.

Hazing. It seems like something that should happen at the beginning of baseball season. It also seems like something that should be private, and focused on team building. Most importantly, the people being punished should not be the paying customers of a baseball game. Nevertheless, the Tampa Bay Rays sent out their rookies yesterday dressed like slutty Skittles to sing the universally-despised "Call Me Maybe", and subjected Fenway Stadium to its harshest embarrassment since the entire 20th Century.

Call me embarrassed for everyone in Boston on this day.