Can never underestimate those ring mats. They pack quite the punch, and produce quite the embarrassing YouTube video.

Hey you remember this kid, right? The Alabama fan with the creepy face! Also the Knicks fan with the creepy face! And now the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon guest star with the creepy face! Next stop, Showtime at the Apollo.

Meet 'Zim Bear', the ungodly mutant spawn of Rays coach Don Zimmer and a bear. Isn't he/it terrifying? Of course he/it is. Great news though, according to the Rays promotional schedule, this hideous creep-beast will be given away at the June 29th Rays home game. That's right, given away. For free! So if your kids happen to be in the market for a stuffed animal/person that will more than likely be the emotionally damaging first step in their growing up to be a serial killer, mark your calendars!

We saw this during last night's Kansas State-Missouri game and at first wanted to believe this kid was giving a halfhearted fist pump. However, upon further inspection, mainly of the part of his mouth that looks like it has an invisible penis in it, it's safe to say he is instead pretending to give a halfhearted blowjob. Oh, to be young and degenerate again.

In the fast-paced world of TV sports journalism, mistakes are bound to happen. You might mislabel a player's chyron, misspell a team name, or get a stat wrong. And there's always the odd unthinkably racist headline that makes its way to the screen. But there's still no excuse for these egregiously inappropriate or patently absurd errors that eagle-eyed citizen journalists have captured and posted to the Internet for our collective enjoyment and head-shaking.

WWE Champion and genuine badass CM Punk just gave up "not beating the crap out of Chris Brown" for Lent. He and the Rihanna-bashing R&B singer have been in a quickly escalating war of words on Twitter. After Mr. Punk mentioned his desire for "curb stomping that turd," Mr. Brown then inaccurately accused Punk of taking steroids — perhaps the lamest comeback in Twitter-war history. Mr. Punk, tired of wasting time on "a sad, cowardly little boy" like Brown, created this video last night, challenging Brown to a fight with the proceeds going to a women’s shelter of his choosing. So let's all spend our Ash Wednesday praying our brains out that this brawl actually takes place.

While not all athletes can have a mockable name like Ivana Mandic or Sally Mangina, sometimes, with a little help from their closest (in proximity) friends, a row of ordinary last names can be turned into pure comedic gold. Here are our 6 favorite instances of just that.

Well, there you have it folks. With nothing but a poster board, a set of magic markers, and a Google search of "Famous Ohio State and Michigan fans," this UM student buried one of college football's oldest and most heated rivalries. Sorry, Ohio. If it's any consolation, try and remember that Detroit is in Michigan.

It's like when that guy predicted the rapture and it didn't happen, except for the fact that unlike a Browns championship, the rapture is a thing that could one day take place.

When Dave Chappelle visited the Golden State Warriors locker room following their win against the Los Angeles Clippers, he probably just wanted to shake a few hands and congratulate the key players. He probably didn't want to hear the shortest player in the NBA impersonate his fake Rastafarian character from Half Baked. It's that kind of overbearing fandom that drove Chappelle off the air and out of the country, if we remember correctly.

The assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. couldn't end racism. The elections of Nelson Mandela and Barack Obama couldn't end racism. But CNN thinks an above-average Asian point guard has a good shot. First let's see if Jeremy Lin can end the Knicks' decade-long tendency for finishing the season below .500, then we can judge him on his ability to solve humanity's centuries-long tendency to hate one another based on skin color. And if CNN was referring only to the end of racism towards Lin himself, they might want to check with their journalistic brethren at The New York Post and ESPN. Pretty sure the answer is a flat "nope."

Either someone at Google has it in for Ohio State University and their multiple NCAA rule infractions, or Google maps have become surprisingly self-aware. If the latter it true, expect to see a map showing Reggie Bush's house with a caption "Heisman Trophy used to be here" very soon.

Play-by-play man James Bates was ready to rock Saturday night for the big-time regionaly rivalry match-up between Dayton and Xavier, but unfortunately his stool wasn't.

If a night with Dennis Rodman and the Quad City DJs (of Space Jam soundtrack fame) is what "America's Biggest and Best Cruise Ship" has to offer for the NBA All-Star game, we don't really want to know what the sub-par cruise lines are trying to sell. Though, our guess is a night with an autographed Karl Malone basketball and the bassist from the Squirrel Nut Zippers.

Like the Israeli king of the same name, this young Solomon is wise beyond his years. Stephen A. Smith better watch his back, because we would much rather see this little kid debate Skip Bayless in the mornings. Besides, he makes way more sense than Stephen A. ever has.

Finally, a woman willing to have sex with a wealthy, famous athlete.

It appears the Alabama fan who has been haunting our dreams ever since last week's Alabama/Florida game is at it again, this time taking his "I'm totally going to murder you, but in a fun way" face on the road to Madison Square Garden. Please, we urge you, don't stare at it for more than 5 seconds if you are nursing, pregnant, prone to seizures or just someone who doesn't want their subconscious destroyed by a basketball fan.

By now you've probably seen the headline that ran on ESPN.com mobile platforms early Saturday morning in reference to the Knicks loss to the Hornets Friday night (if you haven't, it's below). But we bet you haven't seen this exclusive footage from ESPN headquarters in Bristol that captured the tension in the copywriters room following the scandal. Warning: if you were offended by "chink in the armor," you likely won't appreciate what the ESPN writers came up with next.

The sad irony is there's probably a large part of Jeremy Lin wishing for nothing more than to be able go back to the days when Madison Square Garden employees didn't know who he was, let alone the tens of millions of fans worldwide. And the sad reality is that those security guards likely still can't tell him apart from the trainers.

What's really insane is the fact that 60 million Americans wanted this woman to be their Vice President.

It's difficult to tell if this press release is fake or not, especially since it contains all the racism and misspellings (it's 'descent', not 'decent) you'd expect from both a real and fake Internet post. If it is real though, we'd like to congratulate the person who wrote it on their new career in professional unemployment. And if it's fake, well, we'd like to congratulate the probably unemployed person who wrote it on making us waste an hour of our lives debating whether it was real or not.

Hall of Fame baseball catcher Gary Carter died yesterday afternoon following a nearly year-long struggle with brain cancer. That's Hall of Fame catcher, Gary Carter. But of course Fox 5 News will remember him as "one of the elite pitchers in baseball history." Well at least this premier news organization got the 57 year-old's age right. Oh, wait...

Here's a screen shot from last night's Clippers/Blazers game, where it appears a fan was trying to avoid the high cost of stadium concessions by smuggling in her own bowl of cereal. No word yet on what kind of cereal it was, though judging by her hipster middle school drama teacher outfit, and the fact that she lives in Portland, it's probably gluten-free.

Even 83 year-old sex therapists have found a way to capitalize on the Linsanity. For you Knicks fans who hadn't already been associating the young point guard with adventurous new sex acts, Dr. Ruth is here to implant some psychologically scarring thoughts into your head. Just don't forget the ultimate tip for prolonging pleasure in the bedroom: if you feel like you're approaching orgasm, think about Dr. Ruth.

No, this is not something created by Simpons writers although it's frighteningly close. Rather, the Tampa Bay Rays decided the best way to get fans to cheer for their team is via a 6-foot tall black cat dressed up like an inner city gang member with a cowbell around his gold chain. Or, as DJ Kitty (yes, that's really his name) would probably say: "Get those Rays fan homeys straight crunk about giving mad props to my G's playin' on the field." We'll be sure to keep you posted on any federal discrimination and/or ASPCA lawsuits that come of this.

The Lin song parodies and video tributes have begun pouring into YouTube, and not surprisingly, they're all pretty terrible. Except for this '80s-inspired ballad by The Sports, who claim not be a bandwagon but a band wagon... because they're a band. Trust us, the lyrics and visual accompaniments are funnier.