We're not entirely sure which combination unaccredited online law school/dating site/free emoticon service Joe Amendola "attended," but apparently they didn't offer a key class called "Don't Joke About the Horrible Crimes Your Client Stands Accused Of, Especially to the Media." Oh well, look on the bright side, at least Amendola seems imprudent and incompetent enough to blow the trial and force the conviction Sandusky deserves.