"We just want you to feel as comfortable as possible. This is what you like, right?"

Augusta National Golf Club, home of the Masters and the last great hope of sexists everywhere, invited Condaleeza Rice and some other lady to be their first female members yesterday. And we're all really excited that Augusta is finally joining the early 20th century, however, there is some concern that after so many years of overt sexism, they may just not be ready yet to truly integrate. After some investigating, we suspect that our fears may be true and that Augusta may just not know quite what to do with women. Check out some of these ways the green jackets are laying out the red carpet: