Seeing as how the only two reasons anyone goes on the Internet are pornography and correcting other people's grammar, you'd think the UNC student government would have been more careful with its trash-Tweeting following UNC's 88-70 win over Duke Saturday night. Luckily the Duke student government was able to catch the mistake and, according to Rules of the Internet; Section 1.01, "Post a response which sarcastically draws attention to the offending party's grammatical error in the most public forum possible."