You'd think someone running a Facebook page would be familiar with how terrible people on the Internet are, but as the existence of this overly democratized ESPN poll suggests, that is not necessarily the case. Props though to Brian Scalabrine of the Chicago Bulls for pulling in such strong numbers and beating out Chuck Norris, Batman, Your Mom, "Flying prolapsed unicorn" (whatever that is) and the phrase "That's a clown question, bro." Oh, and congrats to Nic Cage, who clearly wrote-in his own name.