Is there anything more American than a father and son taking in a ballgame on a sunny afternoon in April? Only if the father and son weigh more than a combined 600 pounds and they're both packing a lip full of chewing tobacco. You can blame the baseball players for setting a poor example for the public by glorifying dip in the first place, but we're going to pin this one squarely on the state of Texas, where a healthy lifestyle is as well-regarded as a rational and humane criminal justice policy. Snap!