For the last week and a half — the longest we've ever cared about diving — we've watched competitor after competitor enter the water with disappointing splash after disappointing splash. That is, until Germany's Stephan Feck took to the springboard. Sure, our termorary pleasure is at the cost of a life of hardwork being immortalized as the worst Olympic dive EVER, but Feck's perfect zero is perfectly awesome. Also, his last name is FECK as in he really fecked up this dive. The Olympics are the best.