Oh, they're throwing a ball back and forth over the net! Now we see.

Boy, beach volleyball has been a lot of fun to watch at the Olympics. The only problem is it's very hard to watch the actual game because of the players in the way. Sexy women, sexy men. There's a whole lot of sexiness on screen that's blocking a game that we would otherwise really like to watch. Thank God for the British, however, who can find a way to suck the fun out of anything. Turns out the Women's Beach Volleyball finale was a really exciting game, and now that it's been neutered we can finally watch!