It's all over, folks! 60-something teams entered; 1 emerged the victor (pending investigation). Kentucky beat Kansas 67-59 to take home the 2012 NCAA men's college basketball title last night, but you don't care about that! Instead of boring you with the boring highlights from that boring game, we've collected the snarkiest slams and zaniest zingers from the wisest-assed tweeters on Twitter. Read them now before they declare early for the draft.