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How to win a Super Bowl and lose your mother's respect in one easy step.

After winning his first Super Bowl on Sunday, Giants linebacker Greg Jones surprised his girlfriend of 2 years with a diamond engagement ring and his mother of 23 years with the fact that he's actually marrying that bitch. Or at least that's what pictures of the joyous event seem to indicate. As you can see, Jones' mother (the one in the #53 jersey that isn't Greg Jones or the crying white girl) is doing her best to make sure that everyone knows she doesn't approve of his son's choice in a bride, presuambly because she isn't Jewish.




