In just 3 minutes and 39 seconds, a 69-year old woman and self-proclaimed non-fuddy-duddy reveals that Manny Ramirez's dreadlocks are the cause of steroid use, abortion and gay marriage. Although we don't necessarily agree with her logic, and we certainly don't agree on the mind-numbing length of her voicemail, we do, unfortunately, agree on one point: Manny Ramirez is not playing good baseball.