Finally, an Olympic game you can actually win.

If watching the Olympics has taught us one thing, it's that NBC is very vocal about how much it costs. If watching the Olympics has taught us a second thing, it's "USA! USA! USA!" But if the Olympics has taught us three things, it's that it's hard to really pay attention to something for an entire fortnight.  So here's a non-alcoholic way to make the non-stop, tape delayed coverage more bearable!