Unfortunately for this guy, Rooi Mahamutsa's kick is dead on. It's the most accurate, full on, no holds bar, squeal like a girl, can't have kids, testicles retreat back into your body, nut shot we've ever seen. In the video, below, Mahamutsa does what is the most entertaining part about soccer, he acts like there's no way he should get a red card, and maybe he shouldn't, he was going for the ball. Zing!