We are ostensibly a sports blog, covering sports-related topics. Luckily, this correspondence between a USC frat bro and a witty Craigslist troll can be considered moderately sports-related. We can't verify for sure, but this might be the funniest email exchange that invokes switch-hitting utility infielder Nick Punto ever written. The discerning reader will also notice the slyest of references to a certain Patriots running back. Take a minute to really enjoy this one.