Area Man Doesn't Get That Joke Article About Him Is A Joke

There is nothing better than when the Onion convinces someone their stories are real. They convinced China a greedy US Senate was going to leave Washington D.C. for a city promising to build a retractable Capitol Dome. Politicians fall for them about once a year, three or four times during eleciton years. But oh so rarely does The Onion achieve the beautiful act of fooling just one person. The person the article is about. The person who should know, above all others, this is a fake articles. That is craftsmanship. Check out his chagrinned response:

Peeps got jokes. I hope he describes the next fakeout he sees as being "on Satire!"