The AbHancer — '8-Minute Abs' in only 8 seconds.

We all want to get in shape without giving up our gluttonous eating habits or trying. Unfortunately, if this list of ridiculous products is any indication, in order do that we all must be willing to lose any sense of self-respect we have. Let us know if you see or, dare we say, own any more of these absurd contraptions. And remember: Laughter burns calories! Probably.