Not to add insult, but this basically imples that the woman looks and smells like garbage.  

It's easy to think of excuses for avoiding your morning run— "It's too cold," "It's too hot," "I just ate," "I don't know where my running shoes are because I haven't used them in years" — but in case you find your your supply of flimsy justifications rapidly depleting, here are eleven solid reasons for never, ever jogging again.