File under "Tattoos you'll regret in 40 lbs instead of 40 years."

We come not to mock rednecks, but to praise them. Most Americans are too concerned about looking "decent" or "sane" to really show the kind of raw animal enthusiam one needs to truly enjoy sport. Not so the noble citizens of White Trashistan, a country that exists in the mind, but also on the gut and lower back areas. While NASCAR is a huge part of this 'culture', White Trashistanis can be found at any sporting event, from singing all the words to a monster truck's theme song in the South to cheering a football player's career-ending injury in Philadelphia. If you don't know whether you belong to this spiritual nation of half-naked, mostly-naked, all-drunk talking sunburns, check out these examples of the best of the best.