We've all dreamed about what it would be like to meet our heroes and even thought about what we'd say to them if we ever got the chance. Former Major League utility player Fernando Tatis finally got the chance to speak with one of his heroes, the man who taught him the English language: Homer Simpson. Yep, Fernando really believes he's talking to the "real" Homer Simpson, who must have been as confused by the ongoing conversation as you are now reading it. One thing's for certain: base on his spelling and grammar, Fernando definitely learned English from a cartoon.