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The perfect way to combine your love of exercise and orgasms.

Arnold Schwarzenneger, former Governor of California and German-speaking Austrian, once said directly into the camera that "working out is better than coming." Well, now these German-speaking Swiss have made it so you don't have to choose, thanks to Athleticum. Normally, we'd chalk this up to a translation error, but this gym at least requires knowing the words "Down Town" which is halfway towards acheiving Athleticum. The important thing, we suppose, is it gets people excited about exercising — it just doesn't help that they all want a cigarette right after.

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