In tattoos and in choosing to move to Pittsburgh; there are no do-overs.

Pittsburgh. Home to many great things; great schools and universities, the most bridges of any city in the world, a big hipster population, and, of course, it is the city of brotherly resenting Philadelphia. It also has the Steelers (good) and Steelers fans (weird), and apparently it has no requirements for becoming a tattoo artist (bad, ugly). These awful specimens make us truly wonder whether the EPA should get in there and make sure nothing is making the artist's hands shake or client's brains soft, because Pittsburgh would win way more titles if it the Super Bowl involved getting terrible tattoos.