Yes, all of these children will inevitably grow up into booze-soaked, sex-starved college students and give each other the clap, but that's not for another four or five years! They already have a ball and a bunch of police tape, can they seriously not create a more fun and wholesome game out of that? We just want them to have a few moments of joy before they grow up into the seaweed-wrapped jellyfish in the black flip-flops on the left.