Utah fans win like they ejaculate: early and rarely.

Look, we get it. You haven't won in a while, you're really excited, and you can't quite wait for the other team to finish all the way. It happens. Especially when you've really, really wanted to beat the other team for a long time. You live near each other, you have similar interests, you have a love/hate thing going on, and you just want to pound the ball in their end zone. With a little practice, you'll be able to spill out onto the field right as the whistle blows for both of you. But seriously, three times in one night? You need some practice.